Do you have ANY idea how many opportunities there are to
throw out a “That’s what she said.” In the hospital?
Nurse: I can take it orally now.
That’s what she said.
Doc: You will feel some pressure.
That’s what she said.
Nurse: That’s a lot to eat.
That’s what she said.
Nurse: Oh I think I went up the bottom for both of those.
That’s what she said.
Nurse: There is goop all over your belly.
That’s what she said.
Nurse: I got some in your belly button.
That’s what she said.
Nurse: It hits pretty hard.
That’s what she said.
Nurse: It’s just a
little poke.
That’s what she said.
Nurse: I bet you didn’t feel a thing.
That’s what she said.
Nurse: I bounced it
off your skin.
That’s what she said.
This is less than a days worth.
See kids? Hospitals can be fun when you have a dirty mind!
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